mc_mike | Private

Absofuckinglutely brilliant.

I've the most incredible, beautiful, bloody brilliant girlfriend. That's all there is to it. Blokes should be lined up to take my place. I truly don't deserve her. And no guilt this time, at least not to the point of stagnation, thank bloody Merlin.

I wonder, if I ask, if a House Elf will polish Tony's sodding bald head for me whilst he's sleeping.