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[mc_mike]

Absofuckinglutely brilliant.





I've the most incredible, beautiful, bloody brilliant girlfriend. That's all there is to it. Blokes should be lined up to take my place. I truly don't deserve her. And no guilt this time, at least not to the point of stagnation, thank bloody Merlin.

I wonder, if I ask, if a House Elf will polish Tony's sodding bald head for me whilst he's sleeping.