IO to Pansy Only

[mc_mike]

Heads up - I've an owl from my mum. Everything's a go, but she has a few requirements she inisists be met first.


Have you seen my best mate? The git's skived off rehearsal again.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

As I said, I'm full of hidden talents. That one takes skill to perfect.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Still working on it, I see.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

I never claimed I had the skill to begin with.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Oh, please, Michael. I know you better than that, I'd like to think.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Better than what? Better than your knowledge in how unicorns mate?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I know more about corruption of Anthony than of mating unicorns. Which subject do you think your mother will prefer?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Which version comes with less explicit details?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

That's an obvious answer: Unicorns.

I can't believe you even wasted an IO with that pathetic question.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Well you answered that pathetic IO.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I had to point out how pathetic it was!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Likely story! Want to try again?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

You're right. Forgive me. It's your charm that I just can't resist. It works every time.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Can't blame you there. Countless witches have fallen prey to it.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I'm not surprised. Is there someone in particular you're applying these charms toward?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Would that be like fairy-baiting?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Just answer the question.

Or don't. I already know.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

We aren't demanding at all, are we?

You do? Sound pretty damn sure of yourself there.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

No more than usual. Don't act surprised because I know you aren't.

I do. Very sure, Michael. You're cute together.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Damn. Another ruddy talent that needs work.

Cute? Isn't that how you'd describe puppies or something?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Yes, we'll line up some lessons, I think.

I don't often - or ever - describe puppies.
You look pleased and so does she. Is it my fault that you look cute together? Would you rather I say you make a lovely couple? That implies a great deal and I'm not sure if you're ready for that yet.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Bugger. There goes my summer.

Do you know what puppies are?

So I've your approval this time around? Not that I need it, mind. Sometimes we surprise ourselves.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

You'll thank me later.

Of course I know what puppies are. They're furry and have tails.

Of course you need my approval. You'd ask for it eventually, so your snark is unnecessary. But yes, you do have my approval this time around. She's more well-suited, I think, to keep you in line.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

According to you, it seems I'll be doing that often in the future.

Had to check, as your creature knowledge in the past has been less than stellar.

Admit it. If I was kept in line, you'd miss it.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

And why wouldn't you be?

Just because I've never held a puppy or otherwise been in the same room with one doesn't mean I couldn't recognise it should I see one.

I'm not admitting anything.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Right. I'll start on the thank-you cards straight away.

Not so sure on that. I reckon a test in order.

Because it's the truth.