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[mc_mike]

I hear you're talented with arts and crafts.

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I'm talented in many areas, Michael.

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I'm interested in the arts and crafts aspect, myself.

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Is that so? And why would that be?

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The benefits.

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Which benefits would those be, exactly?

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The ones that convince the Patils to allow Padma to attend that ruddy sleepover.

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Oh, Michael.

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What?

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You're asking for my help, aren't you? How sweet.

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Surely you want to give it.

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Hm. I don't know, Michael. Padma hasn't said much to me lately.

Will you make it worth my while?

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You think I wouldn't?

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I'll need details.

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Reckoned you were adept to come up with ideas on your own.

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Oh, no. You misunderstand. If I'm to agree to help you, I know exactly how to get Padma at a sleep over. I have no doubt as to my ability.

I need details of what you'll do for me. And really, Michael. Why should I help you? Why do you need the help? I need these sorts of details.

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Have I mentioned my smile? One of my good charms, it is.

I wouldn't need your help if it weren't for the matter that she's been forbidden from seeing me and aside from Brown the Barmy, she claims you're the only other person her parents'll listen to. Aside from her parents, if I show up there, Parvati'll hex off my knacks or choke me with tea leaves that predicted my doom.

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Frankly, Michael, your smile is nothing but a lovely thing to look at for me. Padma is the one who you should be shining your teeth for.

I don't see how any of this applies to my questions.

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My teeth aren't the only thing I shine for her.

I suggest you re-read your questions then.

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I'd rather not know. Actually, I already know and I think that may have been the problem, but let's not discuss that, hm?

I suggest you tell me what you'll do for me. I also suggest telling me why exactly you need to see her?

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Reckon shovels are out of the question.

Why do you need to know?

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Do you want my help or not?

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Am I giving you too much credit?

Besides, you weren't really looking for those kinds of details now, were you? I'll be glad to draw you pictures otherwise.

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It's a very good thing you aren't in Slytherin. You wouldn't survive five minutes with your lack of manipulative skills.

Hell on toast, you're horrible. I'm almost embarrassed for you.

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That almost sounds like a wager, that does.

All the more reason for you to put me out of my misery and help me out.

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They wouldn't let you through the door.

Well, this has been fun. But I better be going.

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If you were the one standing guard, it'd make sense that you wouldn't.

That a yes, then? S'pose you'll send me a bill afterward. Reckon I shouldn't have to pay it though until I've seen results.

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Unless you bring Anthony with you. Then again, he knows how to get in, doesn't he? Resources, Michael. This is why you wouldn't quite be the best Slytherin. Or even the worst.

As I said, this has been fun. I agreed to do it long ago, however. In fact, I've already got the letter to the Patils half written. I did enjoy our banter though, as always.

Such little faith you have in me. The bill will undoubtedly be higher for that.

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A wizard's got standards he's got to live up to.

A letter? Your brilliant plan is a letter? Sodding hell, Pansy, I could've come up with that. Tell me you're sending her a potholder or some ruddy thing like that.

Try not to break my pocket, yeah? I've only three Galleons to my name.

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Well, keep an eye on Anthony. He's done very well for himself lately.

Michael. Do leave the planning to me. You'll just embarrass yourself further and I do wish to avoid that for your sake. And your ego. I do think Padma likes it swelled. Ooh. Should I blush now at the double entendre?

You're living in my MANOR and you think I want your money? Insulting.

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Embarrassing? Don't recall any such word in my vocabulary.

You can blush all you like, but I won't be patting you on the ruddy back with it.

Impressive.

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Your head doesn't have room for it? I find that hard to believe. Unless the space is taken up completely with thoughts of yourself? Yes, that must be it.

I don't want you to pat me ANYWHERE with it. Hell on toast. Although, thinking back, you could probably get a separate flat for it. Most wizards find it has a mind of its own, but yours has its own postcode. Fascinating.


Always impressive. And I know you agree or you wouldn't have come to me.

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And you're one to talk about swollen heads.

I've three Galleons to my name. I can't let a separate flat for it. Reckon I could spin it around my leg? Or wrap it around my neck like those feather jobbers that Celestina uses to cover her Adam's apple?

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Whatever do you mean?

You could be a tri-pod, Michael. If you ever break a leg, no worries. I don't know how we'll get a shoe to fit though. Might look more like a peg leg.

Have you seen my Celestina impression?? Don't tell Anthony, but I do rather well at it. Except...well, I can't seem to find a way to look more masculine. Ruins the entire show. Really.

On second thought...perhaps I will show him.

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How about we add a spring? Then I could bounce everywhere. Make things interesting both on and off my feet.

I've got to bloody see it now. You should borrow Tony's copy of Tips from a Trick, Celestina's beauty how-to book. Was dead useful for Blushing Venus. Never seen Tony look more masculine as a woman.

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A spring? I really don't think I can comment on that. The mental image alone is just...

Could you remove the spring easily? I think it might be a bit painful with it on...in some instances.

Oh no, I only do private showings and Anthony is the lucky one.

Tips from a... Are you serious? Michael, I have more taste than that...wizard could ever have. It's not my fault my boyfriend has some misguided notion that he's actually an attractive witch. Were it not for the fact that he admires me greatly, I'd wonder about him.