You could be a tri-pod, Michael. If you ever break a leg, no worries. I don't know how we'll get a shoe to fit though. Might look more like a peg leg.
Have you seen my Celestina impression?? Don't tell Anthony, but I do rather well at it. Except...well, I can't seem to find a way to look more masculine. Ruins the entire show. Really.
How about we add a spring? Then I could bounce everywhere. Make things interesting both on and off my feet.
I've got to bloody see it now. You should borrow Tony's copy of Tips from a Trick, Celestina's beauty how-to book. Was dead useful for Blushing Venus. Never seen Tony look more masculine as a woman.
A spring? I really don't think I can comment on that. The mental image alone is just...
Could you remove the spring easily? I think it might be a bit painful with it on...in some instances.
Oh no, I only do private showings and Anthony is the lucky one.
Tips from a... Are you serious? Michael, I have more taste than that...wizard could ever have. It's not my fault my boyfriend has some misguided notion that he's actually an attractive witch. Were it not for the fact that he admires me greatly, I'd wonder about him.
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Date: 2005-08-23 07:18 am (UTC)You could be a tri-pod, Michael. If you ever break a leg, no worries. I don't know how we'll get a shoe to fit though. Might look more like a peg leg.
Have you seen my Celestina impression?? Don't tell Anthony, but I do rather well at it. Except...well, I can't seem to find a way to look more masculine. Ruins the entire show. Really.
On second thought...perhaps I will show him.
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Date: 2005-08-23 07:37 am (UTC)I've got to bloody see it now. You should borrow Tony's copy of Tips from a Trick, Celestina's beauty how-to book. Was dead useful for Blushing Venus. Never seen Tony look more masculine as a woman.
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Date: 2005-08-23 07:42 am (UTC)Could you remove the spring easily? I think it might be a bit painful with it on...in some instances.
Oh no, I only do private showings and Anthony is the lucky one.
Tips from a... Are you serious? Michael, I have more taste than that...wizard could ever have. It's not my fault my boyfriend has some misguided notion that he's actually an attractive witch. Were it not for the fact that he admires me greatly, I'd wonder about him.