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[mc_mike]

Even though Ravenclaw kicked their arses last game -- thereby giving us our only bleeding pathetic win (ruddy fluke, that was, though I wouldn't blame you lot if it was a sympathy loss, yeah), Hufflepuff's the odds on favourite tomorrow. Which means that the rest of you lot out there - unless you're a badger yourself - should be placing your money on Slytherin, so as to fill my pockets come collection time.

Tony, Terry? I reckon I'm feeling a mite celebratory.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

I'm pretending I can't see this, you know.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

That's right generous of you, Paddie.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

But maybe I should confiscate any loose galleons in your pockets after the match, though. It may be my job, as Prefect of your House, after all.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wayne_h/]

Smart man, Corner. Reckon all your time with your pet Giant Squid has done you proud. You wouldn't have won if Boot didn't send Smith to the hospital wing, sure.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Oi, we'd have ruddy won, sure. Smith wasn't at his best that day, anyroad.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wayne_h/]

Who the sod could be after someone bowls into them, midair?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Anything to nurture that fragile ego of yours, Hopkins. Gotta keep you lot focusing on the positive so you'll make me a shiteload of Galleons.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wayne_h/]

Reckon my ego's fine, Corner. Just complimenting your Ravenclaw intelligence.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Feeling celebratory, yeah? Reckon I'm always up for a bit of celebration, sure. What're you proposing, mate?

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[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Nothing fancy. Been thinking it's been a bloody long time since our old friend Ogden paid us a ruddy visit.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

True, that. I'm thinking he's neglected us long enough, sure. When?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_susan_bones/]

Put me down for two Galleons. On Hufflepuff, of course.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Got you, Bones. Badger pride?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_davistracey_/]

Correction; they should be placing their money on Slytherin, because Hufflepuff stands little chance of defeating our team.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Interpretation's a brilliant thing, Davis.

[su-lynn-li.livejournal.com]

You use the Firelog Network to collect wagers on Quidditch games?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You can use the Firelog Network for just about anything you put your mind to, Li.

Feeling lucky?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

What sort of odds are you offering for this wager?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Hufflepuff's got a two to one shot, Slytherin's five to one, and it's even odds that Malfoy's not going to make it off the ground with his head as ruddy large as it is.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Excuse me? For awhile now, I've doubted your sanity but now it's confirmed.

Somehow, I don't feel better about it.





Five Galleons on Slytherin.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Just now? Bloody hell, reckon I thought you smarter than that.


Easy money, Pansy.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Sorry, I'm sodding broke. Can I bet my trousers or something?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

What the hell can I buy with a pair of stained trousers, mate?

[miss-ginevra.livejournal.com]

Why am I unsurprised?

Sadly, I've nothing to wager. Unless you'll take a pair of unwearable trainers.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Nothing? Not even a candied apple?

Why're they unwearable?