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[mc_mike]

Even though Ravenclaw kicked their arses last game -- thereby giving us our only bleeding pathetic win (ruddy fluke, that was, though I wouldn't blame you lot if it was a sympathy loss, yeah), Hufflepuff's the odds on favourite tomorrow. Which means that the rest of you lot out there - unless you're a badger yourself - should be placing your money on Slytherin, so as to fill my pockets come collection time.

Tony, Terry? I reckon I'm feeling a mite celebratory.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

People can change with time, Mike.

Oh? And what would you have to offer said witch?

Rest assured, Mr Corner, that I would only give myself to the very best.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

The only thing that's changed with Whistler is the poster on his wall.

That's between me and the witch. I'll have to make her a special offer then. Work up my details and all that good stuff.

Have I told you I love you?

Re: Private to Mike only

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

Alright, Mikey. I'll not nag you any more.

A special offer? How intriguing. And what, pray tell, would be your desired ends to such an offer?

And oo, how the plot thickens. Are you offering yourself up as a possible suitor, then? I love you, too.

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Would it be ungentlemanly of me to say beforehand or is that something that's saved for strictly after?

Possibly. You've any applications in already?

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

I don't know about said witch- but in most cases, I would always like to know what the ultimate end is expected to be before entering into an arrangement.

Perhaps I could bring my credentials to you personally. Would that be agreeable?

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Her. Me. Naked. Nothing but truth, honesty, raw emotion, passion, and love between us.

More than agreeable. I would assume this needs my immediate attention?

Re: Private to Mike only

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

...Well. That certainly is direct, Mr Corner. I thank you for your honesty. I imagine- should this young witch be anything like me- that these terms would be something she seeks out herself from time to time.

I don't think immediate attention is required. I feel we've grown to know each other quite well through our discourse tonight; I have faith in the fact that we have reached a mutual understanding. For now, I must retire. Goodnight, Mikey. Good luck tomorrow, as you engage in that pastime of which I have no knowledge.