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[mc_mike]

Even though Ravenclaw kicked their arses last game -- thereby giving us our only bleeding pathetic win (ruddy fluke, that was, though I wouldn't blame you lot if it was a sympathy loss, yeah), Hufflepuff's the odds on favourite tomorrow. Which means that the rest of you lot out there - unless you're a badger yourself - should be placing your money on Slytherin, so as to fill my pockets come collection time.

Tony, Terry? I reckon I'm feeling a mite celebratory.

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Re: Private to Mike only

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

He's new to you.

I think I could persuade her- only if you truly want me to.

I do. It's testament to how much I care.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Padma, I've lived with him for seven years. He stopped being new when we took him out of his package.

Dying of curiousity over here, Patil. And if you need help on the persuasion part, let me know.

True, that. The bloke that winds up with you is one sodding lucky bastard.

Re: Private to Mike only

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

People can change with time, Mike.

Oh? And what would you have to offer said witch?

Rest assured, Mr Corner, that I would only give myself to the very best.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

The only thing that's changed with Whistler is the poster on his wall.

That's between me and the witch. I'll have to make her a special offer then. Work up my details and all that good stuff.

Have I told you I love you?

Re: Private to Mike only

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

Alright, Mikey. I'll not nag you any more.

A special offer? How intriguing. And what, pray tell, would be your desired ends to such an offer?

And oo, how the plot thickens. Are you offering yourself up as a possible suitor, then? I love you, too.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Would it be ungentlemanly of me to say beforehand or is that something that's saved for strictly after?

Possibly. You've any applications in already?

Re: Private to Mike only

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

I don't know about said witch- but in most cases, I would always like to know what the ultimate end is expected to be before entering into an arrangement.

Perhaps I could bring my credentials to you personally. Would that be agreeable?

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[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Her. Me. Naked. Nothing but truth, honesty, raw emotion, passion, and love between us.

More than agreeable. I would assume this needs my immediate attention?

Re: Private to Mike only

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

...Well. That certainly is direct, Mr Corner. I thank you for your honesty. I imagine- should this young witch be anything like me- that these terms would be something she seeks out herself from time to time.

I don't think immediate attention is required. I feel we've grown to know each other quite well through our discourse tonight; I have faith in the fact that we have reached a mutual understanding. For now, I must retire. Goodnight, Mikey. Good luck tomorrow, as you engage in that pastime of which I have no knowledge.