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This is bigger than us at the moment, Boot. Tradition is everything.

Blushing Venus.

Topping last year's is a given. Any ideas?

Current Mood: productive

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From:

http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/

Oi, mate, that was almost romantic! What happened to you?

Hmm, my only quibble is with the last two verses. We all know she doesn't have to agree to anything for us to happily give her a lay, after all. Mike, what do you say?

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/

Ah, true enough, Tony.

What do you mean, 'what happened to you?'? I've *always* been romantic and shite *g*. If you haven't learned yet, Anthony, *that's* how I get all the girls!

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/

Actually, Terry, you get all the girls because you are a hunky piece of man flesh. And that's a direct quote. We've heard girls talk.

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/

That's what you said in your sleep the other night, if I am remembering things right.

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/

Well, isn't he just dreamy? :P

I said nothing of the sort, by the way.

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/

Such a fine specimen of man flesh, our Terry.

Then who exactly was the hunky piece of man flesh you were mumbling about?

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/

I said nothing of the sort! But it says a lot about your thought process that that was what you heard, Mike.

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/

I wouldn't expect to remember saying that since you were asleep at the time. It's okay Tony. I am sure all of Hogwart's female population agrees with you, with a few notable exceptions. And why are we still talking like this?

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/

Because we're mentally deranged.

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/

You have no way to prove that, you know.

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/

... yeah.

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/

Truer words have never been spoken. She's a minx, that one, and she doesn't even know it.

As for the presentation - shall we go with strolling minstrels or dress in drag as Celestina Warbeck? I don't reckon last year's cupid costumes still fit.

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/

I still think we should be getting the house elves to do it for us.

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/

Have an aversion to dressing up, Tony? You could have Hermione do your hair and make-up. Or at least those dormmates of hers.

It's about perfection. Can we leave something of such great importance in the hands of a bunch of House Elves?

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/

I can!

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/

No.

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/

Yes!

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/

No. Let me explain this to you again:

TRADITION.

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/

Who gives a rat's clacker about tradition?!

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/

You're performing. There is no getting out of it. If you don't stop complaining, you'll be wearing your incredibly small cupid costume. That nappy will only hide half your arse now, I think.

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/

I'm serious, Corner. You might've been able to make me go through this in years past, but that was back when I couldn't say no.

But not this time! I have matured. I have actually taken points and given detentions. I have told my brother to sod off. I have a girlfriend. And I can now say to you, Michael, that I am NOT going to do it. No way.

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/

Cut the shite. You're sodding doing it if I have to dress you up myself and levitate your arse down to the common room.

It's for Padma. That alone should be reason enough.