IO to Tony and Terry Only

[mc_mike]

This is bigger than us at the moment, Boot. Tradition is everything.


Blushing Venus.


Topping last year's is a given. Any ideas?

Comments

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Truer words have never been spoken. She's a minx, that one, and she doesn't even know it.

As for the presentation - shall we go with strolling minstrels or dress in drag as Celestina Warbeck? I don't reckon last year's cupid costumes still fit.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

I still think we should be getting the house elves to do it for us.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Have an aversion to dressing up, Tony? You could have Hermione do your hair and make-up. Or at least those dormmates of hers.

It's about perfection. Can we leave something of such great importance in the hands of a bunch of House Elves?

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I can!

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No.

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Yes!

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No. Let me explain this to you again:

TRADITION.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Who gives a rat's clacker about tradition?!

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You're performing. There is no getting out of it. If you don't stop complaining, you'll be wearing your incredibly small cupid costume. That nappy will only hide half your arse now, I think.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

I'm serious, Corner. You might've been able to make me go through this in years past, but that was back when I couldn't say no.

But not this time! I have matured. I have actually taken points and given detentions. I have told my brother to sod off. I have a girlfriend. And I can now say to you, Michael, that I am NOT going to do it. No way.

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Cut the shite. You're sodding doing it if I have to dress you up myself and levitate your arse down to the common room.

It's for Padma. That alone should be reason enough.

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No.

Padma understands.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You're doing it, end of discussion.

It's about principle. She may understand, but deep down she would be irrevocably disappointed.

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... she wouldn't.

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Do you really want to risk disappointing her?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Michael, Padma is not a sadist. My pain and humiliation might amuse you, but not her. She has no reason to doubt my love!

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Damn right it amuses me, mate, but it isn't like you'd be the only one dressed up.

She may not doubt it, but I do.

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Why would I mind that you doubt my love for Padma?

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Why must you be such a prat?

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Michael.

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Anthony.