Where's am I?
Aug. 14th, 2006 03:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Escargots not so ruddy bad. Chococolate covered snails, now , therea some first rate pavemnts pizza, that.
Some generous tourists offfered to buy me drinks because they were dead choffed with my statueing skills. Turns I'm a brilloant statue. Made ,oi, fifty, sixty, twelve - bloody hell, where'd the soddding hell dis it go? Got into a statue off with someother bloke who thoght I was encroachng on his trrritoy. Didn't see his ruddy name on the bleedin gtaes outside Notre bloody Damn. Sod him.
Tony, Terry, I don't know wher the bloody fuk I am. isome sods are shouting at me and there's pictures of peolple starkers everywhere and shtie; somw of these peoples need some fucking clohtes. Tierd now, so I'm gonna stop here on the bench. I wreckoned
Now qhats a funny word?
No shit I don't remeber.
Some generous tourists offfered to buy me drinks because they were dead choffed with my statueing skills. Turns I'm a brilloant statue. Made ,oi, fifty, sixty, twelve - bloody hell, where'd the soddding hell dis it go? Got into a statue off with someother bloke who thoght I was encroachng on his trrritoy. Didn't see his ruddy name on the bleedin gtaes outside Notre bloody Damn. Sod him.
Tony, Terry, I don't know wher the bloody fuk I am. isome sods are shouting at me and there's pictures of peolple starkers everywhere and shtie; somw of these peoples need some fucking clohtes. Tierd now, so I'm gonna stop here on the bench. I wreckoned
Now qhats a funny word?
No shit I don't remeber.
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Date: 2006-08-14 05:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-14 06:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-14 06:18 am (UTC)Are you able to find the other boys? I still think you should stick together.
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Date: 2006-08-14 06:47 am (UTC)Shite, I've lost my wallet. Fucking fantastic.
Private to Mike only
Date: 2006-08-14 06:52 am (UTC)Was anything important in your wallet?
Private to Padma only
Date: 2006-08-14 07:10 am (UTC)Aside from my money? Yeah, could say there was. Bugger it all to hell.
Re: Private to Mike only
Date: 2006-08-14 12:46 pm (UTC)Oh Merlin. Is there any way to get the- police involved? I reckon not, I suppose.