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Anyone fancy a flutter on the Quidditch match tomorrow?
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You're going to force Michael to lend you money in order to take me out.
He's STEALING three Galleons from me! It's the least he can do!
And of course I'm taking you out.
And of course I'm taking you out.
That's what you get for betting on a losing team!
Oh? Where will you be taking me, then?
Oh? Where will you be taking me, then?
Betting two Galleons on a losing team! TWO!
Erm, since I'm broke, we could... go to Hogsmeade, sit under a tree and watch the clouds - if it's not raining, of course - and eat some... erm, grass. Or maybe we could beg for food. What do you say?
Erm, since I'm broke, we could... go to Hogsmeade, sit under a tree and watch the clouds - if it's not raining, of course - and eat some... erm, grass. Or maybe we could beg for food. What do you say?
It's not STEALING if you win them fair and square.
And for the love of Merlin's goolies, quit whinging. I'll take you BOTH out.
And for the love of Merlin's goolies, quit whinging. I'll take you BOTH out.
Hermione might be forgiving about you not taking her out if you show her your Tuesday pants.
I'm not buying you a ruddy quill. I'll nick you that fifth year's Dodo one instead.
I'm not buying you a ruddy quill. I'll nick you that fifth year's Dodo one instead.
Exactly. It's stealing.
What? You mean that you're not lending me just your money, I'll have to take all of you too?
Didn't know goolies could love. Maybe Merlin's bollocks were extraordinary bollocks.
What? You mean that you're not lending me just your money, I'll have to take all of you too?
Didn't know goolies could love. Maybe Merlin's bollocks were extraordinary bollocks.
Good hair. Good choices, especially regarding friends. Good Revolting taste in music.
I suppose two out of three isn't bad.
I suppose two out of three isn't bad.
Right, then what's Plan B?
But he nibbles on it!
But he nibbles on it!
Show her your Wednesday pants. You always seem to like looking at yourself wearing them well enough.
That's what Scourgify is for.
That's what Scourgify is for.
And you think that at the sight of my pants she'll suddenly decide that she wants to stay in? Yeah, I doubt that, mate.
You'll force me to give you a detention for nicking quills. And by the way, let me remind you that you can't Scourgify in detention.
You'll force me to give you a detention for nicking quills. And by the way, let me remind you that you can't Scourgify in detention.
All right then, Michael, where will you be taking us?
I don't think I'd much fancy begging for food. Lucky for you, I'm not broke. The sitting under a tree part sounds lovely, though.
Stop being miserable sod about it. It's not my fault you have no luck.
Well, if you really would prefer watching clouds and begging passerbys for scraps of food, then best of luck mate.
Well what else did you think Merlin was known for?
Well, if you really would prefer watching clouds and begging passerbys for scraps of food, then best of luck mate.
Well what else did you think Merlin was known for?
If you went about it right, she should.
Right, mate. I'm about to piss my pants from laughing so hard.
Right, mate. I'm about to piss my pants from laughing so hard.
Hermione, you're not paying.
Well Hermione, that should be up to the lovely ladies to decide, don't you think?
Oh, for heaven's sake, just take the extra three Galleons and let me sulk in peace!
Clouds are interesting.
Very valid point.
Clouds are interesting.
Very valid point.
Oh, for heaven's sake, Tony, it's the nineties! It's perfectly acceptable for the woman to pay once in a while!
Well, I...suppose we, er, could do that.
You will have to teach me that irresistible pant-removing technique of yours, Mike.
Do laugh. It's a funny sound.
Do laugh. It's a funny sound.
Not in the weekend following Valentine's Day!
Of course. I wouldn't be going to Hogsmeade alone now, would I?
You don't sound too convincing there. Is there a problem?
You don't sound too convincing there. Is there a problem?
Busy tonight?
I do think I will. Anything to please a mate.
I do think I will. Anything to please a mate.
Your irresistible pant-removing technique is not going to make ME want to jump you, right? Because then I'm not sure I want you to show it.
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