Attention, attention!!

[mc_mike]

Parvati Patil is the spunkiest dove bird, is the word I'm looking for, in all of Lucky Country (aptly named, in case you couldn't guess) and Brian Sullivan is the Rock God of Oz. Isaac Thorne? The testosterone answer to Celestina Warbeck and Taurina Vega. Just look at them in my picture. Go on, take a squizz. Handsome blokes, aren't they? Except for the chimp chump on the left.

And what about me, you bastards ask? I, Mike Corner, am a larrikin and an arse and the world's biggest nong for making a gorgeous witch cry.


You may fall at my feet and adore me now.

Comments

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Pillock.


This isn't amusing. We were having a serious conversation.

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That.

And I am seriously sorry.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

No, no, you're not. You're acting so odd.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You're right, you're right. I am acting odd. I'll get me some firewhisky and stop but only if you tell me you believe me when I say I'm sorry.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Go to bed, Michael.

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You're forgetting Lucky Country's eight and a half hours ahead of England.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I didn't forget the time difference.



Hell on toast, Brian.

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Don't spoil my fun yet; I think Parvati's sister just agreed to a ménage à trois.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

You spoiled the fun by using your own face.

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For you but she hasn't caught on yet.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

She knew from the off. You can't fool people who are that close. You couldn't fool

When he's back, we have a conversation to finish. That is, if he's interested, of course.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

I beg to differ. You both looked like a stunned mullet once I let you in on the joke.

Strine's a bobby dazzler of a language, by the by, but you're right, the pomms sound like dongers when they use it.

IO to Pansy and Mike ONLY

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You know I'm interested.