Attention, attention!!

[mc_mike]

Parvati Patil is the spunkiest dove bird, is the word I'm looking for, in all of Lucky Country (aptly named, in case you couldn't guess) and Brian Sullivan is the Rock God of Oz. Isaac Thorne? The testosterone answer to Celestina Warbeck and Taurina Vega. Just look at them in my picture. Go on, take a squizz. Handsome blokes, aren't they? Except for the chimp chump on the left.

And what about me, you bastards ask? I, Mike Corner, am a larrikin and an arse and the world's biggest nong for making a gorgeous witch cry.


You may fall at my feet and adore me now.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisa_turpin/]

What have you been drinking?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

Do I want to know what you've been up to?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

More slang? Wonderful.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

I'm full on beauty and lust and song and awe of my bonzer cobbers, beautiful, beautiful Lisa, and you embody all of it, don't you? It's what brings the masses back clamoring for more.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Nothing with your sister, fair dinkum. But I want to. What do you think I should do to better my chances with her?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

No slang? How's this:

I, Mike Corner, am an arse, an arse, and an arse? And - what's that word again? Pillick, that's right. I'm a pillick too.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisa_turpin/]

A-HA! I get it now, I get it!! You're not pissed at all, are you, my darling!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

Flowers, for starters.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

If you do, then don't spoil the fun yet!

I have rather simian features, don't I?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Pillock.


This isn't amusing. We were having a serious conversation.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Flowers? I can do flowers. How about a unit full of flowers, all the colours of the rainbow? Will you crawl my way then?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisa_turpin/]

How'd you do it??

Yes, but the cheeks are so squidgy and cute!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

You know, when I expressed the hope that you and she get on better, I didn't quite mean in this capacity.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

That.

And I am seriously sorry.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

You'll have to try it and see, because that is the ONLY way you'll find out!!

Or we could come up with another plan that doesn't involve flowers...

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Whereas I always hoped it would be in this capacity.

I just had a bonzer brain wave! You should join us and triple the fun! How about it? Interested?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

No, no, you're not. You're acting so odd.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Using my magical prowess. A swotting for a class for important pomms could have helped too.

Does that mean I should cancel the appointment with the plastic?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisa_turpin/]

It's disturbing, that's what it is. You're like you but not and you're so cute on your own!


No plastic! What's needed in this case is a good beautician or some well placed ink.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You're right, you're right. I am acting odd. I'll get me some firewhisky and stop but only if you tell me you believe me when I say I'm sorry.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Go to bed, Michael.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You know how cuteness can be a burden. Bonzer that you're spunky instead! When are you going to throw over your nong and give this cute one a chance?

I know someone who does all the work for Jack O. What would look better? A killer moustachio or eye stuff with all the colours.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisa_turpin/]

I'm spunky and cute! And I am happy to say that I'll probably never be without Derrek.

Why choose? BOTH!

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You're forgetting Lucky Country's eight and a half hours ahead of England.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

...you two by chance aren't under the Confundus Charm, are you?