mc_mike: (Australian Cobbers)
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Parvati Patil is the spunkiest dove bird, is the word I'm looking for, in all of Lucky Country (aptly named, in case you couldn't guess) and Brian Sullivan is the Rock God of Oz. Isaac Thorne? The testosterone answer to Celestina Warbeck and Taurina Vega. Just look at them in my picture. Go on, take a squizz. Handsome blokes, aren't they? Except for the chimp chump on the left.

And what about me, you bastards ask? I, Mike Corner, am a larrikin and an arse and the world's biggest nong for making a gorgeous witch cry.


You may fall at my feet and adore me now.

Date: 2008-04-12 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_lisa_turpin/
What have you been drinking?

Date: 2008-04-12 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/
I'm full on beauty and lust and song and awe of my bonzer cobbers, beautiful, beautiful Lisa, and you embody all of it, don't you? It's what brings the masses back clamoring for more.

Date: 2008-04-12 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_lisa_turpin/
A-HA! I get it now, I get it!! You're not pissed at all, are you, my darling!!

Date: 2008-04-12 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/
If you do, then don't spoil the fun yet!

I have rather simian features, don't I?

Date: 2008-04-12 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_lisa_turpin/
How'd you do it??

Yes, but the cheeks are so squidgy and cute!

Date: 2008-04-12 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/
Using my magical prowess. A swotting for a class for important pomms could have helped too.

Does that mean I should cancel the appointment with the plastic?

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Date: 2008-04-12 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/
Do I want to know what you've been up to?

Date: 2008-04-12 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/
Nothing with your sister, fair dinkum. But I want to. What do you think I should do to better my chances with her?

Date: 2008-04-12 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/
Flowers? I can do flowers. How about a unit full of flowers, all the colours of the rainbow? Will you crawl my way then?

Date: 2008-04-12 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/
You'll have to try it and see, because that is the ONLY way you'll find out!!

Or we could come up with another plan that doesn't involve flowers...

Date: 2008-04-12 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/
...you two by chance aren't under the Confundus Charm, are you?

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Date: 2008-04-12 04:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/
How about a plan that involves you, me, a magic carpet, the Eiffel Tower, and a bottle of Loire's best?

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Date: 2008-04-12 04:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/
You know, when I expressed the hope that you and she get on better, I didn't quite mean in this capacity.

Date: 2008-04-12 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/
Whereas I always hoped it would be in this capacity.

I just had a bonzer brain wave! You should join us and triple the fun! How about it? Interested?

Date: 2008-04-12 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/
Why Michael Corner.

Is this what you want?

Date: 2008-04-12 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/
Is that a yes? I'm ready to have a naughty if you are.

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Date: 2008-04-12 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ms-pansy.livejournal.com
More slang? Wonderful.

Date: 2008-04-12 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/
No slang? How's this:

I, Mike Corner, am an arse, an arse, and an arse? And - what's that word again? Pillick, that's right. I'm a pillick too.

Date: 2008-04-12 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ms-pansy.livejournal.com
Pillock.


This isn't amusing. We were having a serious conversation.

Date: 2008-04-12 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ms-pansy.livejournal.com
No, no, you're not. You're acting so odd.
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Date: 2008-04-12 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/
You're right, you're right. I am acting odd. I'll get me some firewhisky and stop but only if you tell me you believe me when I say I'm sorry.

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Date: 2008-04-12 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_lavender_b/
I wholeheartedly, one-hundred-and-fifty-thousand percent agree with everything you've said EXCEPT for the very last sentence. But I totally agree with everything else, ESPECIALLY everything said about Parvati! Ooo! And about Michael being horrible too!

Date: 2008-04-12 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/
Don't be a piker. You know you secretly adore me! No one can resist my simian-ness! It makes me strangely fascinating in an adorably squidgy sickening kind of way.
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