Attention, attention!!

[mc_mike]

Parvati Patil is the spunkiest dove bird, is the word I'm looking for, in all of Lucky Country (aptly named, in case you couldn't guess) and Brian Sullivan is the Rock God of Oz. Isaac Thorne? The testosterone answer to Celestina Warbeck and Taurina Vega. Just look at them in my picture. Go on, take a squizz. Handsome blokes, aren't they? Except for the chimp chump on the left.

And what about me, you bastards ask? I, Mike Corner, am a larrikin and an arse and the world's biggest nong for making a gorgeous witch cry.


You may fall at my feet and adore me now.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

Oh good heavens.

Who gave you a Firelog?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

He left it behind to swot. I think he forgot to turn it off. His loss, not mine. It's fun, isn't it?

Now I think you were about to agree to a naughty.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

I'm sorry, but I was never inclined to agree to that request.

I hope, sir, that you treat my sister with all the respect she deserves.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Oh but I disagree. I think you were keen as mustard.

Sir? Ouch. Can you not do that again? My old man is Sir. I'm just Brian, the one and only in a loveable, huggable, irristible, highly attractive package, just like your sister.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

Sorry. I'm afraid you'll have to find two other girls.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

No offence to your sister, Padma, but she doesn't even ruddy compare.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

Hi, Mikey.

You really should keep a better eye on your Firelog.

Private to Padma and Mike

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

I thought I had it with me. S'pose I was wrong.

How'd it go with Terry? Anything?

[http://users.livejournal.com/vince_crabbe_/]

what about a for way?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

How about I rip that fucking melon off your neck and shove it up your arse?

[http://users.livejournal.com/vince_crabbe_/]

heh. Like you fucking could. Your too chicken shit to come back to the UK. How is your little yellow, cocksucker loving arse going to fucking do anything?