Attention, attention!!

[mc_mike]

Parvati Patil is the spunkiest dove bird, is the word I'm looking for, in all of Lucky Country (aptly named, in case you couldn't guess) and Brian Sullivan is the Rock God of Oz. Isaac Thorne? The testosterone answer to Celestina Warbeck and Taurina Vega. Just look at them in my picture. Go on, take a squizz. Handsome blokes, aren't they? Except for the chimp chump on the left.

And what about me, you bastards ask? I, Mike Corner, am a larrikin and an arse and the world's biggest nong for making a gorgeous witch cry.


You may fall at my feet and adore me now.

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Don't be a piker. You know you secretly adore me! No one can resist my simian-ness! It makes me strangely fascinating in an adorably squidgy sickening kind of way.