Attention, attention!!

[mc_mike]

Parvati Patil is the spunkiest dove bird, is the word I'm looking for, in all of Lucky Country (aptly named, in case you couldn't guess) and Brian Sullivan is the Rock God of Oz. Isaac Thorne? The testosterone answer to Celestina Warbeck and Taurina Vega. Just look at them in my picture. Go on, take a squizz. Handsome blokes, aren't they? Except for the chimp chump on the left.

And what about me, you bastards ask? I, Mike Corner, am a larrikin and an arse and the world's biggest nong for making a gorgeous witch cry.


You may fall at my feet and adore me now.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

Flowers, for starters.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Flowers? I can do flowers. How about a unit full of flowers, all the colours of the rainbow? Will you crawl my way then?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

You'll have to try it and see, because that is the ONLY way you'll find out!!

Or we could come up with another plan that doesn't involve flowers...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

...you two by chance aren't under the Confundus Charm, are you?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

Darling, Padma, Michael and I get along as well as ever!

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

How about a plan that involves you, me, a magic carpet, the Eiffel Tower, and a bottle of Loire's best?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

Ooooh, I've only seen magic carpets in India!!!!


You DO spoil me, darling. What will I wear??

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

That's because you haven't known anyone like me before.

I know what don't need to wear.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

I will grant you THAT, but I won't tell you what else I'll grant you. If you're lucky, you'll find out yourself!

OOOH, you better tell ME then!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lavender_b/]

Parvati!!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

What??

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Tonight? How late does his nibs have you working?

Can I? Here? Do you people really say everything for everyone else to see?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

I have another hour and then I'm off. Should I expect to find you waiting for me??

You can make it private to us, but of course that means that Michael can still see it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You're best off responding to Sullivan in person, Patil. No need to go giving all the rest of us nightmares.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

Oh, HUSH. You don't need to comment to me! Give the Firelog back to Brian!!