Attention, attention!!

[mc_mike]

Parvati Patil is the spunkiest dove bird, is the word I'm looking for, in all of Lucky Country (aptly named, in case you couldn't guess) and Brian Sullivan is the Rock God of Oz. Isaac Thorne? The testosterone answer to Celestina Warbeck and Taurina Vega. Just look at them in my picture. Go on, take a squizz. Handsome blokes, aren't they? Except for the chimp chump on the left.

And what about me, you bastards ask? I, Mike Corner, am a larrikin and an arse and the world's biggest nong for making a gorgeous witch cry.


You may fall at my feet and adore me now.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

If you do, then don't spoil the fun yet!

I have rather simian features, don't I?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisa_turpin/]

How'd you do it??

Yes, but the cheeks are so squidgy and cute!

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Using my magical prowess. A swotting for a class for important pomms could have helped too.

Does that mean I should cancel the appointment with the plastic?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisa_turpin/]

It's disturbing, that's what it is. You're like you but not and you're so cute on your own!


No plastic! What's needed in this case is a good beautician or some well placed ink.

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You know how cuteness can be a burden. Bonzer that you're spunky instead! When are you going to throw over your nong and give this cute one a chance?

I know someone who does all the work for Jack O. What would look better? A killer moustachio or eye stuff with all the colours.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisa_turpin/]

I'm spunky and cute! And I am happy to say that I'll probably never be without Derrek.

Why choose? BOTH!

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I happen to think I'm downright fit as I am, cheers. This face is sheer perfection I'll have you know.