A few overdue thanks

[mc_mike]

Firstly, Brocklehurst, brill spread you put on there. I ate until my sides were fit to burst and drank until everyone was attractive enough to snog. Don't rightly know how you could improve upon that but if you've ever an interest in trying, I've an interest in attending.

Which leads me to Firstly A, a sub-point: Smith, next time you might want to try playing tunes in my key. Apologies on Smith's behalf to everyone for not being thoughtful enough from the off to do so.

Secondly, Pansy, Tony - cheers for a first-rate first birthday party for my godson. My mum's ovaries're now working overtime (cheers to Terry for that as well, mate) and my dad couldn't've been the happier to drink his Sunday away with half the Goldstein clan. I still think Persephone and Alicia're gems.

Which leads me to Secondly A, a sub-point: Pansy, the petting zoo owners contacted me today. I know you may've to pry his fingers off it, but you'll've to ask your dad to return the sheep.

Which leads me to Secondly B, a sup-point: Tony? Terry? You've to return your sheep as well. And Tony, we've talked about the puffskeins, mate. It's bloody sick, it is. Turn Fluffles back in, yeah?


And because I'm the considerate bloke I am, anyone planning on travelling out of Blighty over the next two or three weeks, Australia's gone and shut its borders. S'pose that means you'll've to enjoy your travels elsewhere.

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The entire wizarding population of Oz I'd expect. Tony's, mostly.

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Right, what are you trying to say, Mike? No teasing.

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It's a friendly wager between mates, Padma. That's all.

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You lost?

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I'd be inviting the whole bloody world to Australia if I hadn't.

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What was the bet?

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Nothing. Something we probably shouldn't've ruddy bet on to begin with. No worries.

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Was it that horrible? You've bet on horrible things before. Come on, Mike, it can't be that bad. It's just a game between friends, yeah?

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We bet on Brian. But seriously Padma, you've'n't any need to worry over me.

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Maybe I'm just trying to talk to you.


And if you don't want me to worry, you should try to sound a little more like the jovial man whom I call my husband.

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Mayhaps there's something else I'd rather do than talk.

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Hm. My feet are tired, Mikey. Long shift at work.

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Shh. Do you hear that?

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Is it the sound me sneaking behind you?

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Oi, you mean that's not a troop of kangaroos stampeding past?