A few overdue thanks
Firstly, Brocklehurst, brill spread you put on there. I ate until my sides were fit to burst and drank until everyone was attractive enough to snog. Don't rightly know how you could improve upon that but if you've ever an interest in trying, I've an interest in attending.
Which leads me to Firstly A, a sub-point: Smith, next time you might want to try playing tunes in my key. Apologies on Smith's behalf to everyone for not being thoughtful enough from the off to do so.
Secondly, Pansy, Tony - cheers for a first-rate first birthday party for my godson. My mum's ovaries're now working overtime (cheers to Terry for that as well, mate) and my dad couldn't've been the happier to drink his Sunday away with half the Goldstein clan. I still think Persephone and Alicia're gems.
Which leads me to Secondly A, a sub-point: Pansy, the petting zoo owners contacted me today. I know you may've to pry his fingers off it, but you'll've to ask your dad to return the sheep.
Which leads me to Secondly B, a sup-point: Tony? Terry? You've to return your sheep as well. And Tony, we've talked about the puffskeins, mate. It's bloody sick, it is. Turn Fluffles back in, yeah?
And because I'm the considerate bloke I am, anyone planning on travelling out of Blighty over the next two or three weeks, Australia's gone and shut its borders. S'pose that means you'll've to enjoy your travels elsewhere.
Which leads me to Firstly A, a sub-point: Smith, next time you might want to try playing tunes in my key. Apologies on Smith's behalf to everyone for not being thoughtful enough from the off to do so.
Secondly, Pansy, Tony - cheers for a first-rate first birthday party for my godson. My mum's ovaries're now working overtime (cheers to Terry for that as well, mate) and my dad couldn't've been the happier to drink his Sunday away with half the Goldstein clan. I still think Persephone and Alicia're gems.
Which leads me to Secondly A, a sub-point: Pansy, the petting zoo owners contacted me today. I know you may've to pry his fingers off it, but you'll've to ask your dad to return the sheep.
Which leads me to Secondly B, a sup-point: Tony? Terry? You've to return your sheep as well. And Tony, we've talked about the puffskeins, mate. It's bloody sick, it is. Turn Fluffles back in, yeah?
And because I'm the considerate bloke I am, anyone planning on travelling out of Blighty over the next two or three weeks, Australia's gone and shut its borders. S'pose that means you'll've to enjoy your travels elsewhere.
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I needed to see him, mate. I miss him so fucking much. I can't be who I am without him and the girls...we miss him. But I promise you, it was safe. I know he wouldn't hurt us.
Private IO to Terry and Mike only
Jesus, you can gamble with your own life - and you're shite for doing it mate, but it's your own life and I won't tell you how to fucking live it - but it's bleeding irresponsible of you to gamble your family's.
Fucking hell.
Re: Private IO to Terry and Mike only
I wasn't gambling with anyone's life. Even when I was, he wouldn't hurt me. I wanted him to and he wouldn't. And he would never hurt the girls. I'm not wrong about this one, mate, I know I'm not. He still loves us and he's protecting those he loves.
I had to be with him, Mike. And the girls - they're his daughters. He only looked in on them, but he wouldn't have hurt them, even if he'd got closer.
Private IO to Terry and Mike only
Hold on, are you saying you asked him -? What in the sodding hell were you -
Right, fuck.
Alright.
I know how much you sodding love him Terry but be serious here for a tick, yeah? Round up your senses and listen to me, mate. I love you. You, Tony and me, we're brothers. And as your brother, I'm telling you that if anyone finds out that you're letting a sodding vampire come round those girls of yours, the government'll take them away so ruddy quick you won't know what hit you until you're already locked up good and tight in Azkaban, for fuck's sake.
Re: Private IO to Terry and Mike only
At the beginning, I wanted him to turn me, so we could be together. I fucking begged him to, and he wouldn't. I wasn't thinking so straight then, but I've seen how he protects us. He wouldn't do that if he just wanted us for fucking dinner. I gave him plenty of opportunity to bite me if he was going to. Instead, he stays away and he pushes me away at every sodding turn.
All right, so I won't tell anyone else about Seamus being at Caelumdell. You know how much I love those girls, mate. But do you have any idea what it's like to hear Izzy ask about him every fucking day? It's fucking torture. But I would die before I let anything happen to them. It's just - I know he would too. He still would.
But all right. If we're together again, it won't be around the girls. Not until I can prove he's trustworthy.
Private IO to Terry and Mike only
Re: Private IO to Terry and Mike only