A few overdue thanks
Firstly, Brocklehurst, brill spread you put on there. I ate until my sides were fit to burst and drank until everyone was attractive enough to snog. Don't rightly know how you could improve upon that but if you've ever an interest in trying, I've an interest in attending.
Which leads me to Firstly A, a sub-point: Smith, next time you might want to try playing tunes in my key. Apologies on Smith's behalf to everyone for not being thoughtful enough from the off to do so.
Secondly, Pansy, Tony - cheers for a first-rate first birthday party for my godson. My mum's ovaries're now working overtime (cheers to Terry for that as well, mate) and my dad couldn't've been the happier to drink his Sunday away with half the Goldstein clan. I still think Persephone and Alicia're gems.
Which leads me to Secondly A, a sub-point: Pansy, the petting zoo owners contacted me today. I know you may've to pry his fingers off it, but you'll've to ask your dad to return the sheep.
Which leads me to Secondly B, a sup-point: Tony? Terry? You've to return your sheep as well. And Tony, we've talked about the puffskeins, mate. It's bloody sick, it is. Turn Fluffles back in, yeah?
And because I'm the considerate bloke I am, anyone planning on travelling out of Blighty over the next two or three weeks, Australia's gone and shut its borders. S'pose that means you'll've to enjoy your travels elsewhere.
Which leads me to Firstly A, a sub-point: Smith, next time you might want to try playing tunes in my key. Apologies on Smith's behalf to everyone for not being thoughtful enough from the off to do so.
Secondly, Pansy, Tony - cheers for a first-rate first birthday party for my godson. My mum's ovaries're now working overtime (cheers to Terry for that as well, mate) and my dad couldn't've been the happier to drink his Sunday away with half the Goldstein clan. I still think Persephone and Alicia're gems.
Which leads me to Secondly A, a sub-point: Pansy, the petting zoo owners contacted me today. I know you may've to pry his fingers off it, but you'll've to ask your dad to return the sheep.
Which leads me to Secondly B, a sup-point: Tony? Terry? You've to return your sheep as well. And Tony, we've talked about the puffskeins, mate. It's bloody sick, it is. Turn Fluffles back in, yeah?
And because I'm the considerate bloke I am, anyone planning on travelling out of Blighty over the next two or three weeks, Australia's gone and shut its borders. S'pose that means you'll've to enjoy your travels elsewhere.
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Don't know. Done all I can on my end, appeal after appeal, concocted every last sap story I could sodding think of and nothing. I'm allowed to reapply for admissions in September but if I'm not attending classes, I lose my student visa.
I don't know how I'm supposed to ruddy tell Padma.
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That means you're coming home. Doesn't it?
Padma loves you. How you tell her doesn't matter, but don't mess up like I did by not telling her the whole truth. Maybe she'll be upset, but I doubt she'll be upset at you, and instead probably upset for you.
She loves you, Mike. I wouldn't worry so much about her.
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More or less, yeah, I reckon it does.
How could she not be hacked off at me? I convinced her to give up her job, her sister, her life back in Blighty, all of it, to come out here so I could finish school. So I could sodding better myself, learn something worthwhile and what the fuck do I do? I cock up. I bit off more than I can ruddy chew and I fucking choked.
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I'll do my best to contain my delight in light of the situation you find yourself in.
Oh honestly. She would give all of that up and more to be with you, school or no school, because she loves you. Wouldn't you?
You'll be alright. How could you not be when I love you too? And I have this child sitting next to me who refuses to sleep and keeps saying something that sounds remarkably like 'Migh'. That's something there, since he's only managed mama and dada so far.
Stop moping, already. It doesn't suit you.
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What you need to do is help Brennan with his K sounds.
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I hate to change the subject when you have enough to be going on with, but he's just said he's proud of me, and I don't - is he serious or saying what he thinks I want to hear? You know how he is. He doesn't volunteer such things. I don't know what to think.
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Why wouldn't he be serious? You think you've'n't done enough to be proud of?
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I shouldn't have said anything to him to begin with, that's the answer.
Why does he still make me mental? Hell on toast.