IO to Pansy Only

[mc_mike]

Heads up - I've an owl from my mum. Everything's a go, but she has a few requirements she inisists be met first.


Have you seen my best mate? The git's skived off rehearsal again.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

How the -- never bleeding mind. Assume nothing, yeah?

Good, because I don't want to ruddy hear. Brilliant agreement, that.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

That's what I always say.


Did you run out of words, Michael? I expected much more of a response from you.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Thought you might be used to the disappointment by now.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Never.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Wouldn't have figured you as a glutton for punishment.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Never figured you as one for self-depreciation.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

As I said, I'm full of hidden talents. That one takes skill to perfect.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Still working on it, I see.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

I never claimed I had the skill to begin with.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Oh, please, Michael. I know you better than that, I'd like to think.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Better than what? Better than your knowledge in how unicorns mate?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I know more about corruption of Anthony than of mating unicorns. Which subject do you think your mother will prefer?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Which version comes with less explicit details?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

That's an obvious answer: Unicorns.

I can't believe you even wasted an IO with that pathetic question.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Well you answered that pathetic IO.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I had to point out how pathetic it was!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Likely story! Want to try again?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

You're right. Forgive me. It's your charm that I just can't resist. It works every time.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Can't blame you there. Countless witches have fallen prey to it.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I'm not surprised. Is there someone in particular you're applying these charms toward?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Would that be like fairy-baiting?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Just answer the question.

Or don't. I already know.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

We aren't demanding at all, are we?

You do? Sound pretty damn sure of yourself there.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

No more than usual. Don't act surprised because I know you aren't.

I do. Very sure, Michael. You're cute together.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Damn. Another ruddy talent that needs work.

Cute? Isn't that how you'd describe puppies or something?