Attention, attention!!

[mc_mike]

Parvati Patil is the spunkiest dove bird, is the word I'm looking for, in all of Lucky Country (aptly named, in case you couldn't guess) and Brian Sullivan is the Rock God of Oz. Isaac Thorne? The testosterone answer to Celestina Warbeck and Taurina Vega. Just look at them in my picture. Go on, take a squizz. Handsome blokes, aren't they? Except for the chimp chump on the left.

And what about me, you bastards ask? I, Mike Corner, am a larrikin and an arse and the world's biggest nong for making a gorgeous witch cry.


You may fall at my feet and adore me now.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

Do I want to know what you've been up to?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Nothing with your sister, fair dinkum. But I want to. What do you think I should do to better my chances with her?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

Flowers, for starters.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Flowers? I can do flowers. How about a unit full of flowers, all the colours of the rainbow? Will you crawl my way then?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

You'll have to try it and see, because that is the ONLY way you'll find out!!

Or we could come up with another plan that doesn't involve flowers...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

...you two by chance aren't under the Confundus Charm, are you?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

Darling, Padma, Michael and I get along as well as ever!

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

How about a plan that involves you, me, a magic carpet, the Eiffel Tower, and a bottle of Loire's best?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

Ooooh, I've only seen magic carpets in India!!!!


You DO spoil me, darling. What will I wear??

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

That's because you haven't known anyone like me before.

I know what don't need to wear.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

I will grant you THAT, but I won't tell you what else I'll grant you. If you're lucky, you'll find out yourself!

OOOH, you better tell ME then!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lavender_b/]

Parvati!!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Tonight? How late does his nibs have you working?

Can I? Here? Do you people really say everything for everyone else to see?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You're best off responding to Sullivan in person, Patil. No need to go giving all the rest of us nightmares.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

You know, when I expressed the hope that you and she get on better, I didn't quite mean in this capacity.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Whereas I always hoped it would be in this capacity.

I just had a bonzer brain wave! You should join us and triple the fun! How about it? Interested?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

Why Michael Corner.

Is this what you want?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Is that a yes? I'm ready to have a naughty if you are.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

Oh good heavens.

Who gave you a Firelog?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

He left it behind to swot. I think he forgot to turn it off. His loss, not mine. It's fun, isn't it?

Now I think you were about to agree to a naughty.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

I'm sorry, but I was never inclined to agree to that request.

I hope, sir, that you treat my sister with all the respect she deserves.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Oh but I disagree. I think you were keen as mustard.

Sir? Ouch. Can you not do that again? My old man is Sir. I'm just Brian, the one and only in a loveable, huggable, irristible, highly attractive package, just like your sister.

[http://users.livejournal.com/vince_crabbe_/]

what about a for way?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

How about I rip that fucking melon off your neck and shove it up your arse?

[http://users.livejournal.com/vince_crabbe_/]

heh. Like you fucking could. Your too chicken shit to come back to the UK. How is your little yellow, cocksucker loving arse going to fucking do anything?