IO to Pansy Only

[mc_mike]

Heads up - I've an owl from my mum. Everything's a go, but she has a few requirements she inisists be met first.


Have you seen my best mate? The git's skived off rehearsal again.

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Corrupting the poor sod already, yeah? Best not let my mum find out. Break her heart, that will.

Pardon?


I've a few hidden talents. You don't believe that rubbish about scent being the strongest link to a memory, do you? Anyroad, I said if he came back smelling witch-like. Didn't specify which witch and as I've been around a few witches myself, it's not that hard to tell the difference between Tony and a flower.

As for Tony, he escaped wearing a frock ... today.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Is your mum fond of Anthony? I'm not corrupting him in the least. I'm just broadening his horizons, perhaps.

I'll ask him then.

Anthony smells little like a flower, in my experience.

I'll work harder then.

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Do unicorns mate? Explaining that to his number one fan would go over well, yes.


I don't want to bloody know.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I have to explain if unicorns mate to your mother? Or I have to explain why and how I'm corrupting him? Are we assuming your mother is his number one fan?

I don't want to "bloody" tell you.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

How the -- never bleeding mind. Assume nothing, yeah?

Good, because I don't want to ruddy hear. Brilliant agreement, that.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

That's what I always say.


Did you run out of words, Michael? I expected much more of a response from you.

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Thought you might be used to the disappointment by now.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Never.

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Wouldn't have figured you as a glutton for punishment.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Never figured you as one for self-depreciation.

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As I said, I'm full of hidden talents. That one takes skill to perfect.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Still working on it, I see.

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I never claimed I had the skill to begin with.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Oh, please, Michael. I know you better than that, I'd like to think.

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Better than what? Better than your knowledge in how unicorns mate?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I know more about corruption of Anthony than of mating unicorns. Which subject do you think your mother will prefer?

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Which version comes with less explicit details?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

That's an obvious answer: Unicorns.

I can't believe you even wasted an IO with that pathetic question.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Well you answered that pathetic IO.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I had to point out how pathetic it was!!

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Likely story! Want to try again?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

You're right. Forgive me. It's your charm that I just can't resist. It works every time.

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Can't blame you there. Countless witches have fallen prey to it.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I'm not surprised. Is there someone in particular you're applying these charms toward?

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Would that be like fairy-baiting?